聋子听见哑巴说瞎子见到鬼
[lóng zi tīng jiàn yā bā shuō xiā zi jiàn dào guĭ]
An absurd statement, like 'A deaf man hears a mute talking and a blind man sees a ghost.' Used humorously or sarcastically to describe an illogical situation, impossible events, or nonsensical stories that lack reality.