流氓来了我保护你流氓来了躲你身后
[liú máng lái le wŏ băo hù nĭ liú máng lái le duŏ nĭ shēn hòu]
A humorous take, meaning: ‘If a bully comes, I will protect you. If a bully comes (but referring to themselves this time), hide behind you’. The name depicts protectiveness towards another person while playfully showing own cowardice or helplessness when faced with trouble.