脸挂了成猫了你走了我哭了
[liăn guà le chéng māo le nĭ zŏu le wŏ kū le]
This name expresses a complex mix of emotions and actions in sequence: “My face turned into a cat, you left, and I cried.” This is often used humorously or sarcastically to describe a situation where one feels both absurdly heartbroken and at a loss.