离我远点我有病不用担心我有药
[lí wŏ yuăn diăn wŏ yŏu bìng bù yòng dān xīn wŏ yŏu yào]
Loosely translated, it means 'stay away from me, I'm sick, but don't worry—I have medicine'. It humorously suggests both a warning and self-reassurance while maintaining a somewhat sarcastic tone.