老天不收你我帮她收你
[lăo tiān bù shōu nĭ wŏ bāng tā shōu nĭ]
This name reflects a somewhat threatening tone but used in an exaggerated sense, suggesting that if the heavens won't take responsibility for punishing someone, the speaker is ready to do so instead. However, it's mostly used as a humorous expression in casual scenarios among friends.