老公我想当学霸肿么办老婆咱们回幼稚园当去
[lăo gōng wŏ xiăng dāng xué bà zhŏng me bàn lăo pó zán men huí yòu zhì yuán dāng qù]
In a rather quirky and informal style, this expresses frustration over wanting to be an excellent student (a common aspiration), while humorously suggesting a retreat back into childhood to achieve it, which indicates avoiding responsibility or seeking simplicity.