老公快去打怪兽老婆快跑打不过
[lăo gōng kuài qù dă guài shòu lăo pó kuài păo dă bù guò]
'Husband go defeat the monster! Wife run away if you can’t beat it!' It humorously portrays a role-reversed scenario in a playful battle situation, often used in gaming or lighthearted relationship contexts.