懒癌晚期已放弃治疗
[lăn ái wăn qī yĭ fàng qì zhì liáo]
'Late Stage Lazy Cancer - Treatment Abandoned' reflects a humorous and hyperbolic way of describing oneself as extremely lazy to the point of pretending it's an incurable condition. People use this lightheartedly to express chronic laziness or procrastination.