来瓶82年的矿泉水
[lái píng 82 nián de kuàng quán shuĭ]
'A Bottle of 1982 Mineral Water' plays on the popular trope of luxurious wine (1982 Lafite) while adding humor and irony about outdated things or desires. It can imply nostalgia, or perhaps just playfully referencing old-fashioned preferences.