据说接吻会增高怪不得我那么矮
[jù shuō jiē wĕn huì zēng gāo guài bù dé wŏ nèi me ăi]
This name humorously comments on an old folk myth—that kissing makes one grow taller. The person is poking fun at themselves for being short and sarcastically blaming this mythical 'fact'.