即使我姓苏我也不心酥
[jí shĭ wŏ xìng sū wŏ yĕ bù xīn sū]
Translates to 'Even If My Last Name Is Su, I Won't Have a Heart Flutter.' This play on words uses homophones to express a refusal to be affected emotionally, despite a potentially romantic or emotional last name pun.