i来自星星的叫兽
[i lái zì xīng xīng de jiào shòu]
'I am a professor from the stars' (or loosely based, 'professor extraterrestrial'). There is actually a popular Korean drama named ‘My Love from the Star’, where 'star' means extraterrestrial or out-of-the-world. Using '教授' or 'called獸'(professor) adds humor because this title usually represents people working as professors or experts with great wisdom, while '来自星星' suggests the person is unusual or different, hinting a mix of wisdom and alien characteristics.