还我初吻不然我报警了
[hái wŏ chū wĕn bù rán wŏ bào jĭng le]
'Return My First Kiss Or I'll Call The Police' - This name has a teasing and exaggerated tone, indicating playful anger or frustration over a romantic experience that cannot be returned. It reflects someone's attempt to make light of a serious situation in a humorous way.