国际辣条贩卖协会副会长
[guó jì là tiáo fàn mài xié huì fù huì zhăng]
'Deputy Director of International Spicy Strip Sales Association' is clearly whimsical. La-tiao (spicy strips), a kind of popular snack in China, has its unique place among Chinese eaters. Such an imaginary association hints that one has strong interests in this special food.