敢惹我我把我们老班嫁给你
[găn rĕ wŏ wŏ bă wŏ men lăo bān jià jĭ nĭ]
If You Dares to Provoke Me, I'll Marry Our Class Teacher to You. A humorous and exaggerated response likely used jokingly amongst friends, suggesting an unlikely outcome for those who challenge or upset them.