感情太狗你太GOU
[găn qíng tài gŏu nĭ tài gou]
A provocative play on words that uses 'dog' (gou) in Mandarin and its homophone for 'd*ck'. The phrase can be seen as offensive but within some informal circles, might be used sarcastically for a relationship that seems shallow or manipulative. Note: This contains explicit language and should be used carefully.