分手专家婚礼顾问
[fēn shŏu zhuān jiā hūn lĭ gù wèn]
This net name combines two contrasting roles: one who is expert in breaking up and another advising for weddings. This implies that the owner can relate to both aspects of separation and unification within relationships, possibly suggesting a cynical view on relationships or just a humorous way of describing oneself.