防火防盗防子乔防雨防晒防美嘉
[fáng huŏ fáng dào fáng zi qiáo fáng yŭ fáng shài fáng mĕi jiā]
'Fireproof, theft-proof, guard against Zǐ Qiáo, waterproof, sun-protected, defend from Mei Jia'. Zǐ Qiáo and Mei Jia likely reference character names from TV series or dramas, expressing the humorous idea of needing protection not only against elements but also certain characters.