儿子你爹地呢闺女你妈咪呢
[ér zi nĭ diē dì ní guī nǚ nĭ mā mī ní]
This name, 'Where is your daddy (if you're a boy), where is your mommy (if you're a girl)?', playfully addresses children with modern pet names ('daddy' for father and 'mommy' for mother), often used to start an endearing conversation.