躲不掉的猿粪
[duŏ bù diào de yuán fèn]
'Inescapable Monkey Poop', might be intended humorously to denote an unavoidable bad situation or trouble, similar in connotation to the English expression being in 'hot water'. However, its peculiar phrasing makes it stand out as a playful, unconventional or even whimsical choice for a username.