逗比拉钩要上吊萌比因为没有药
[dòu bĭ lā gōu yào shàng diào méng bĭ yīn wéi méi yŏu yào]
This quirky and humorous nickname suggests a lighthearted personality while including elements typical in childish games like making promises with pinkie swear 'la gōu'. Moreover, mentioning medicine non-seriously at last brings out casual humor intended by whoever came up with this amusing online handle.