待我短发及腰热屎你可好
[dài wŏ duăn fā jí yāo rè shĭ nĭ kĕ hăo]
A humorous and creative phrase translating to 'When my short hair reaches my waist, heat you as if manure,' aiming for comedic effect. It mixes a sweet waiting period for personal change with an absurd ending. The originality makes it unique but hard to translate fully.