处女往往给了狗处男往往给了手
[chŭ nǚ wăng wăng jĭ le gŏu chŭ nán wăng wăng jĭ le shŏu]
This is quite explicit slang discussing experiences related to loss of virginity and masturbation. While it might have humorous intent or irony depending on context, such content may also convey personal views on human sexuality. Please note this phrase could come off as provocative, so proceed cautiously.