吃胖了我娶你长帅了我要你
[chī pàng le wŏ qŭ nĭ zhăng shuài le wŏ yào nĭ]
A humorous and lighthearted name meaning 'If You Eat to Fattiness, I'll Marry You; If You Grow Handsome, I Want You'. It captures a playful, almost teasing tone often found in intimate relationships between young couples or friends.