病酒说故事捧茶观落日
[bìng jiŭ shuō gù shì pĕng chá guān luò rì]
A poetic way of describing oneself as a storyteller who enjoys tea while watching the sunset after indulging in a bit too much alcohol ('病酒' meaning 'being slightly sick from drinking'). It paints a vivid picture of leisurely living and artistic temperament.