别诱惑我小心我阉了你别调戏我小心我非礼你
[bié yòu huò wŏ xiăo xīn wŏ yān le nĭ bié diào xì wŏ xiăo xīn wŏ fēi lĭ nĭ]
In a humorous yet provocative manner, this name says, 'Don't Tempt Me, Otherwise I Will Neuter You; Don’t Tease Me, Or I'll Inappropriate You.' This name is often used sarcastically or defensively to imply the seriousness of one's stance against inappropriate advances.