比剪刀手De小二貨
[bĭ jiăn dāo shŏu de xiăo èr huò]
In Chinese internet slang, 'De' here stands for 'of', '剪刀手' stands for scissors gesture, usually means peace sign. And '小二货' is something like little silly, foolish kid. Altogether, it is a funny name showing the owner's lighthearted and adorable character traits.