本人有男友狗请绕道走本人有女友众婊趁早滚
[bĕn rén yŏu nán yŏu gŏu qĭng răo dào zŏu bĕn rén yŏu nǚ yŏu zhòng biăo chèn zăo gŭn]
This statement is quite aggressive, essentially telling people 'if you're looking to make trouble, please move on'. In Chinese internet slang, such language may sometimes appear as a humorous defense against those who threaten personal boundaries, or as an exaggerated declaration of exclusivity. However, note that this contains vulgar terms implying disrespect, particularly to certain gendered behavior, thus isn't considered polite.