本人有男友狗请绕道走本人有女友骚请靠边走
[bĕn rén yŏu nán yŏu gŏu qĭng răo dào zŏu bĕn rén yŏu nǚ yŏu sāo qĭng kào biān zŏu]
This is a playful way of indicating that the user has a romantic partner or relationship. The phrase uses exaggerated language to tell others not to interfere with their relationships, showing the user's commitment. It's meant to be humorous and not taken literally.