本宫很萌寡人很逗
[bĕn gōng hĕn méng guă rén hĕn dòu]
The language here mixes playful self-importance (using imperial terms like '本宫' which translates to 'This Palace', referring to the emperor or empress in ancient China) and an entertaining self-characterization - 'I’m adorable (cute) and also very amusing.