笨蛋我要你守护我
[bèn dàn wŏ yào nĭ shŏu hù wŏ]
'笨蛋我要你守护我' translates into English as 'Stupid, I Want You to Protect Me'. On its face it sounds contradictory, since normally someone described as silly wouldn’t likely be seen reliable enough to offer protection to others – let alone to the speaker calling herself a fool beforehand. Perhaps this net name suggests a person seeking comfort from her loved one despite having insecurities; hence asking for reassurance playfully.