百度也查不到我的老公在哪
        
            [băi dù yĕ chá bù dào wŏ de lăo gōng zài nă]
        
        
            Loosely translated as 'Even Baidu Can't Find My Husband'. This expresses difficulty finding someone important and pokes fun at the situation with a humorous undertone. Note that Baidu is a popular Chinese search engine akin to Google.