八级台风都吹不乱的头发
[bā jí tái fēng dōu chuī bù luàn de tóu fā]
This translates as 'hair that even a category 8 typhoon cannot mess up'. This is probably used humorously, highlighting either a very well-kept hairstyle, confidence in one’s appearance staying put no matter what happens, or resilience to turmoil.