爱人是条狗谁骚跟谁走
[ài rén shì tiáo gŏu shéi sāo gēn shéi zŏu]
Though provocative and informal, this name uses vivid language suggesting loyalty in affection: one’s lover might always follow whoever acts flirtatiously. However, it is very colloquial and carries a strong emotional or relational implication that could be offensive if taken literally.