爱你不如爱狗狗比你值得
[ài nĭ bù rú ài gŏu gŏu bĭ nĭ zhí dé]
This name humorously conveys the sentiment that, rather than loving someone who might not deserve or reciprocate it, it's more worthwhile to love a pet dog. It reflects a modern, somewhat cynical attitude towards human relationships and a heartwarming appreciation for pets.